there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
I ate so much cake that I can't even enjoy a blowjob
That's the most first world problem I've ever heard in my life.
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
Are these your boobs on my camera?
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
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