everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
apparently farting at a cop is considered assault.
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
my brain is opting to stay half drunk rather than relearn how to think. the rest of me is in no position to argue.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
So hungover that I might just sit in my car and wait until chipotle opens...in two hours...
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