I just walked through a room full of deaf people and farted i love deaf people
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
he refused to get me toilet paper before we started drinking so I keep wiping with his towel.
This baby is an asshole
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
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