Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
I realized i make the same noise when i get a blow job as when i eat pizza
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
Apparently I got mad at you for "Not drinking with me till we thought we were seahorses" and smashed my face on your door. Then I put my feet in the oven and started crying because I was drinking alcohol from a pot. My life is spinning out of control.
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
I woke up spooning with a broom that someone taped a mustache too..i need to stop starting my nights by drinking "hangover" wine.
If you're funny as hell and have a mustache, odds are I'm probably gonna fuck you
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
Oh. My. God. It is NOT okay to drink Johnny Walker when there is no Jameson. My skull is eating my brain.
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
Apparently I thought every drink in my house needed to have a buddy so I put some vodka in each one. Long story short being wasted at work because the gatorade you brought is 60% liqour is not a great idea.
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