Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
I'm drinking beergaritas with a dog who is high and a baby
your completely serious
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
The to do list extremely baked self wrote for me last night says "1. Join gym 2. Passport? 3. Join a gym" And then just a drawing of a squid
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
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