I feel like i just miscarried Jesus's baby...
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
All I wanted was a quiet evening to masturbate and eat cake and instead you ruined it by bringing girls over.
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
I already ran out of vodka but I have more beer. I just ran naked into the high school party down the street as took all theirs. ...figured no one wants to tackle the naked guy..
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
She unfriended me four minutes after we fucked. That must be some sort of record.
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
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