Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
Dude, totally just found out that I've been washing my hair with semen for the past 3 weeks.
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
I definitely managed to work the word "aforementioned" into the conversation.. At least I'm an intelligent sexter.
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
When I blacked in, I was crying to my father at the swim-up bar that "I was going to win an Oscar." how do you THINK Mexico was?
Oh boom. You're officially Dr Phil. I need to have sex that I actually remember participating in.
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
its liver damage thursday
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