I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
Last night did I take a piece of pizza out of your hand and then proceed to eat it?
Twice...
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
i need to put some appletini on your dick
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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