I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
Great. There's a birthday party at work today. Now I can stand around and feel uncomfortable for an hour.
I feel like if your cat could talk she would call me a cunt.
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
Oh I forgot to tell you that while you were in the bathroom last night I made friends with a gay man named Rodger from Venezuela and he kissed me cheek and told me I "knew how to shake my thing". From now on we go to the bathroom as a team.
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
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