honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
i would really appreciate it if you would stop texting my girlfriend.
i would really appreciate it if you would stop cock blocking me.
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
what do 4 police cars, 1 ambulence, and 2 fire truycks have in common?.... My driveway
I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
I'm going to rise like a phoenix out of the drunken, shameful ashes that were last weekend.
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
Idk I just think that seeing that man's Twitter always resulting in me looking for the whiskey is a bad sign
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