I just sneezed and it tasted like taco bell.
people are starting to question the shark bite story
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
I'm going to make an art book filled with pics of me peeing in every bar bathroom I've ever been in. Dedicating it to you. You're welcome.
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
She's trying to sext her husband for the first time. I'm feeding her lines. It is 3 am and I am playing Cyrano for my wasted big sister TELL ME I AM NOT THE BEST SISTER IN LAW ON THE PLANET.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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