I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
I poured somre cereal, realized the chocolate to flake ratio was off, tried to fix it by digging through the box, gave up because of the difficulty level, and poured it back in the box. Being high is the best diet.
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
I'm just saying, I walked in on you blowing a burrito. I now understand how obsessed you are with Taco Bell. And how long it's been since you've got some.
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
Hot guy next to me on the flight lives near my grandparents. There’s a 100% chance I end up drunk and naked in his hot tub
Happy Thanksgiving to me!!!
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