Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
She asked me why there was $2 in the lunchmeat drawer of the fridge and BBQ sauce all over the kitchen... I'm not sure but I know it has something to do with you
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
He literally took a shit in my bathroom and then broke up with me.
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
all my friends are getting married and here i am in a committed relationship with rum
Randomize
