i'm signing you up for texting rehab
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
She's sitting on the couch buck naked, eating a cupcake for dinner. I'm breaking new ground as a parent here.
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
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Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
Considering how much money I just spent on slutty lingerie, it is totally appropriate for me to be plucking my nipple hair right now. Right?
I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
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