they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
Also I played a weird game of chicken in the ladies room at work between myself the person pooping 2 stalls over and a very determined maintenance man.
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
Randomize
