She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
Pretty sure I sang "What Makes You Beautiful" to some random guy in a parking lot last night...
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
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