people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
are you aware you chucked your pizza at a girl's face after the bar last night?
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
So you told me to remind you that you vomited 3 times in the street because you would forget so here is your reminder
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
This chick walked up to me in the bar and started making out with me, then grabbed my drink while I wasn't looking and walked off.
Actually new year, new me. I haven’t had sex yet so technically I’ve been a virgin all year.
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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