It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
I am drinking ovaltine with peppermint schnapps. My childhood could have been so much better.
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
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