I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
Thanks for stopping me from doing a one man keg stand by myself clad in only a towel. that probably wouldve ended badly.
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
It's 1:26 and I have already found 5 fruit flies between 3 separate glasses of wine. This is supposed to be a summer problem. Fucking global warming.
so much tequila, so little girl.
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
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