dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
You brought back some girl with you at 3am and introduced her to everyone as "hot pocket"
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
Sorry I pissed in your dining room and kicked your best friend in the face while he was passed out.
Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
So apparently the only parts of last night I remember didn't actually happen.. When did vodka become a hallucinogen?
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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