he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
I was relieved after I found the unopened condom in my pocket. Then I found the open one in the other pocket..
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
Will you please bring me a line of coke at work without asking questions?
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
Thanks for not letting me choke to death on my vomit last night
Thank you for attempting to organize my DVDs in chronological and alphbetical order
Randomize
