You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
It was one of those you-have-no-other-way-home-and-we-already-made-out-so-I-guess-youre-coming-home-with-me-if-you-promise-to-leave-early kind of deals.
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
I feel like my map app knows I'm hungover and is strategically not driving me by fast food places so I cannot stop
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
Holy shit dude........stairs
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