I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
You were so drunk you tried to sell your salsa to everyone on the restaurant.
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
You'd think somebody who rolls blunts like jesus himself could roll a god damn burrito
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
My mom comes home from her weekend with her lesbian co-workers and asks "You wanna know how I got these bruises?" I've never been more torn about anything EVER.
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
You can't just snapchat me a picture of a pregnancy test and then not answer your phone
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
i woke up on the couch at 5:24am, hangover, craving for some ribs, but i only had a bag of cheetos and a half empty beer. man what a breakfast.
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