Is it possible to make a milkshake in a martini shaker or am I gonna need a blender?
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
I'm sorry about your car but on a brighter note I did wake up in my dorm. That's something right?
Fuck you.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
If you got me high enough to laugh at a ceiling fan until I shat my pants you should at least have the decency to buy me another pair
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
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