you told me your penis was albino and it couldnt be exposed to light so you needed to keep it in me
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
He asked me who my new boyfriend was and I showed him a picture of my sex toys.
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
I woke up this morning and my house is covered in shredded cheese with my laptop open and a google image search for "awesome shit".
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