Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
Shit. I'm suppose to call the bank but I'm too high to talk numbers.
I was so drunk last night dude. I woke up this morning to my oven being wide open and my pants on the kitchen floor.
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
While strippers were eating ones out of my boobs, several sources claimed trump shared classified info with the russians. We should get hammered on Mondays more often, bitch.
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
Randomize
