and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
i was like a deer caught in headlights with its coke-dick hanging out
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
My chemistry professor just asked me if I ever found a ride home from the bar last Saturday
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
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