Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
Let's be real. I'm the Usain Bolt of running away after hookups. Fastest (wo)man alive.
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
Because you hugged a homeless guy, and I paid him 5 bucks to give us our giraffe balloon animal back. That's why.
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
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