Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
apparently i traded the tiffany necklace my mom bought me for 2 shots and next in line for beer pong at the frat.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
Your first mistake was thinking that you could get through the day without drinking a single bottle of alcohol. Your second mistake was wearing shark boxers.
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
Failing this, see a doctor for elephant tranquillisers, to be taken with whiskey orally, twice at dawn.
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