he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
Hey do you have a way to post bail? If not we can hook you up. If a police officer is reading this please ask him and respond in a timely fashion. I am concerned for my imprisoned friend
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
She's just so happy...and so naked.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
Hey please buy toilet paper today. Plastic grocery bags are starting to hurt now
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
I can't find the remote or the Doritos. Someone call 911. S.O.S. I sent this in Braille.
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
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