haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
ok understand this, i didn't pay for your dinner bc you said i wasn't going to get a blowjob for at least a month... this isn't a mail-in rebate deal, you gotta pay upfront
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
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