I figured girls wouldn't be down to sleep w/ a guy who plugged a pregnant chick
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
Your vagina felt like having sex with thanksgiving mashed potatoes. The best kind of mashed potatoes
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
I officially have worse injuries from a baby shower than roller derby.
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
Randomize
