Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
I smell like a brewery and I have been drinking for 7 hours. This seems like a perfect time to tell my husband I want a divorce.
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
Probably shouldn't be looking at memes at my grandmother's funeral
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
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