Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
I'm blazed at jack in the box and my order number is 420. I wish everything in the world made this much sense.
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
I just invented spray cheese vodka. tastes real nasty but does the trick.
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
Hey don't blame me, picking what flavor of condom to put on my dick is a very difficult selection process
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
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