addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
wtf he couldnt undo my bra, i asked him if it was his first time and he said "with a girl? yeah"
Denmark girl wants me to go out but i remembered shes a raging whore with extremely questionable morals. Not feelin that tonight
dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
she smelled like a LAN party
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
that was the most beautifully crafted sentence ive ever read that involved the phrase "genitals or whatever"
Is there a reason drunk me put drunk you's phone in the freezer?
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
Randomize
