i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
One girl and one boy is just not enough.
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
How was last night?
She looked like Delta Burke in her fat Designing Women days ... and she just left like 2 minutes ago. Right after breakfast.
remember that night we drank a bottle of vodka and went to mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu, twice?
we can't do that now- first b/c they got rid of that menu and 2 b/c we are broke now. damn this recession.
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
omg i met someone at the bar who sells hair feathers. that are long. saved in my phone as "haiirs deather"
She kicked in my bedroom door in only high-heals with a bottle of wine, announcing it was "cock-o-clock"
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
I stared at him for a solid five minutes because he looked like what I imagine god would look like if god was a lumberjack
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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