school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
Wat
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
Look, I'm just saying, she looks like a troll and works indefinitely at a shitty Chinese restaurant, so me sleeping with her boyfriend is the least of her troubles...
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
Gameplan: If the cops show up, find a potted plant to hide behind... It's worked before!
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