help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
I dont know whats worse: her telling me she was so drunk i was "almost sexy," the fact that even when theyre shitfaced, im just "almost sexy" to girls, or the fact that i wasnt that offended by it.
You kept whispering, no one does me like Jimmy Johns does me.
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
im currently assessing the tequila situation in preparation of your arrival
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
DO NOT PREHEAT THE OVEN THIS MORNING! WE STARTED USING IT AS A WINE STASH AROUND MIDNIGHT.
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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