Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
I got the job! The hiring manager is the sister of a guy I slept with so its like I'm a real adult now
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
WHY DID YOU DRUNK DIAL MY MOM?!
Because mine was sitting on the bar stool next to me...
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
If I had a dollar for every functioning brain cell you had I would owe someone a lot of money
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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