discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
She left me naked in my bed and without my phone I had her give me her phone number on the calculator on my laptop. It might be fake.
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
Too bad, iambic pentameter is a drunk specialty of mine.
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
New low: eating a buttered roll while taking a shit.
This is why we're soulmates.
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
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