butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
If he tries to stick his thumb up my butt again im going to rip his dick off with my vagina
I told you those kegels would come in handy one day
For the record you were pretending you were in a rocket when you drove from wawa to your house. So like 2 minutes of me listening to you making rocket sounds over the phone lmfao
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
I'm deleting Tinder. I got there he rubbed my back and then proceeded to jerk off on me.
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
I had a dream that we had an entire sofa made out of cocaine.
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
I mean, who hasn’t been fingered in there back of an Uber?
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