why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
What's the most polite way to ask if you puked in my vase?
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
All I have done at work today is eat and try to get my coworker to tie me to his bed again
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
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