Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
ugh. people who use coupons make me wanna punch a baby.
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
A guy with no shirt on and a eyepatch just got out of the car beside me. After he slammed his door into mine. This is our hometown.
He called me piss drunk at 7:30pm while cooking bacon and said he was going to bed. I don't think he's taking it well.
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
A blind guy just told me that even he could see i was gay and encouraged me to chat up the girl behind that counter bc he thinks we'd make a cute couple. Are all Canadians this helpful?!
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
Did you finish that presentation yet?
No but don’t worry about it. I do my best work in the middle of the night. I’m like a hamster.
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