Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
I need to sanitize my soul.
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
You claimed that someone else had vomited underneath you/on your hand
you were very insulted that we didn’t believe you that someone else vommed
I think my roomie is silently judging me for spraining my foot by having sex in a bounce house
so the bounce house and tequila was good idea then?
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