Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
She's the barista slut.
Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend. I woke up at 7 this morning to drive your mistake home because you wouldn't get up.
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
I'm gonna fight the coyote
You know when your cat drags a dead bird into the the house as a present and drops it at your feet looking all pleased because it thinks you'll be pleased? That's what sex with him was like.
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
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