ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
is it sad that i can describe this night as "the night that i was sober" and we all know which night it was. like literally one night of sobriety.
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
I don't know if I'm more disturbed by the fact that you hooked up with a dude with one arm, or that "hook up with a dude with one arm" was on your bucket list.
So this morning when I woke up. I found my refrigerator open and no more food. It was empty, I'm home alone for the week. Where in hell did that food go?
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