would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
Bring more bourbon. Day drunk just hit another level.
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
Dude there's ten thousand dollars worth of damage to the kids house and three thousand in stolen property and his dog is missing he is pissed
If I give him back his dog do you think he'll invite me to the next party
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
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