Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
If burritos were dicks, we'd have a serious relationship problem on our hands. Just saying.
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
I made him breakfast and we cuddled on the couch watching march of the penguins, which is, in case you were unaware, the opposite of fucking on a pool table
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
I think I'm destined to be the stoner version of one of those successful but emotionally unavailable characters Sandra Bullock always plays in movies
Can I just keep holy water in the night stand next to the vibrator?
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
OH MY GOD MY UBER DRIVER IS PEEING BEHIND A DUMPSTER
Still got in the car though
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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