just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
Bro I can't jerk it to my phone anymore. I feel Siri staring back, and she's real disappointed.
You just threw your burrito at the passing teenage couple and yelled "It's never gonna last" of course your were a shit show
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
I saw that you sent me a photo and the first thing out of my mouth was "I swear if it's another photo of a dick poking out of a bubble bath"
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
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