Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
sitting with a guy who's looking at the cum stains on the bed. Do you think he's convinced it's from the cat?
No. He thinks you're slutty.
He came in the heat vent in my car. Don't ask how it happened.
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
please dont pick me up from the airport dressed like a terrorist.
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
I gave him a HANDJOB.
But then he finished from a handjob in under two minutes so who's really laughing?
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