I feel like if im whacking off more now that i have a gf than i did when i was single, somethings wrong.
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
Yeah I don't even know dude. This shit has reached new levels of ridiculous. Let's hope baby Jesus gallops down a rainbow on a sparkling unicorn and wills that bitch clean. I think that's the best chance we've got.
I had to steal sneakers from my man of the night. I dipped. But then realized I left my purse in his house. So I had to stash the shoes in some bushes and wait for him on the stoop. Then after he watches me leave, I run back and get the shoes cuz I didn't wanna be taking my hour long journey home through London at 3 pm in my six inch wedges and club dress
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
I just spent 3 hours in the back of an unmarked police cruiser. Best. Date. Ever.
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
I just licked a piece of cheese off my phone screen if that makes you feel any better
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
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