either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
there was a kid getting taken out of the waterpark handcuffed to a wheelchair singing "tryna catch me ridin dirty"
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
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