how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
Promise me you won't have sex in my room
I can't promise you that, but I promise you that I'll try
Might want to in your tub tho. That thing is fucking huge.
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
When we get drunk one of us ends up running off and fucking someone in an inappropriate place, like the roof of the restaurant, or Greece, while the other convinces people not to worry and not to go looking. That good sir is a real mother fucking friendship.
Thats what I'm talking about
Also, my guy said they would be around. And i clarified that when I asked him for mushrooms he didn't hear "a mushroom or two" but rather understood I meant "all the mushrooms you can find between now and 4th of July."
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
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